2020 Kia Sportage 4dr LX I4 Auto

Behold, the 2020 Kia Sportage LX! With 109,653 miles, this SUV isn't just a car; it's a veteran of a thousand road trips, a silent confidant through countless bad dates, and a loyal co-pilot for every fast-food run. This car has seen more of America than most people in your extended family. Sure, some might call that "high mileage." We prefer to call it "well-traveled." This vehicle has the minor cosmetic imperfections you'd expect from a life well-lived, and a stain on the passenger-side back seat that we’ll simply call "a mystery of the ages". Was it a juice box? A rogue latte? A small, unfortunate incident involving a half-eaten burrito? The world may never know. But what we do know is that this car has heart. It’s got spirit. And its check engine light is more of a friendly suggestion than a dire warning.

• Engine: Powered by a 2.4L 4-cylinder that, despite its mileage, still hums with the optimistic energy of a caffeinated squirrel.

• Connectivity: Features Apple CarPlay and Android Auto for all your navigation and mood-setting needs. Please note: The Kia's navigation system is still convinced that your ex's house is a viable destination.

• Convenience: The LX trim comes with all the basics you need, like power windows, climate control, and cloth seats. Nothing fancy, but it gets the job done. It’s the beige khaki pants of the automotive world: reliable and gets you where you're going without a fuss.

• Safety features: Because even road warriors need protection, this Sportage is equipped with features like Lane Keeping Assist and Forward Collision Avoidance. It’s like having a nervous but vigilant co-pilot that occasionally yells at you for drifting a little too close to the edge.

• A bonus: The previous owner was apparently a fan of "interesting" air fresheners. You may find phantom whiffs of pine, coconut, and regret for the first few weeks.