2013 Ford F-150 XLT SuperCab 4WD

This 2013 Ford F-150 XLT at Ohio Motor Group in Steubenville is the perfect truck for anyone who wants to look like they have their life together without actually having to pay for it. For $14,980, you get a 4X4 SuperCab that hasn't been eaten by Ohio road salt yet—yes, it’s actually rust-free.

• Engine: 3.5L V6 EcoBoost—twin-turbos so you can hear the "whoosh" while you're inevitably stuck in traffic on US-22.

• Performance: 365 HP and 420 lb-ft of torque. It’s got enough power to tow 11,300 lbs, or more realistically, that project boat you’ve been "fixing" for three years.

• Mileage: 110,000 miles. In Ford years, it's just finishing its awkward teenage phase.

• Capabilities: 4X4 for when you need to pretend you’re going off-roading but really just need to climb over a curb at the Fort Steuben Mall.

• Interior: SuperCab seating for six, meaning there’s plenty of room for your tools and all the "repressed emotions" F-150 owners are famous for

  The "Why You Need It" (The Honest Stuff)

  Buying this truck is the ultimate "Licensed Contractor" cosplay. Even if the only thing you're hauling is a single bag of mulch once a year, the neighbors will still think you know how to use a miter saw. Plus, it's an XLT, so it has just enough chrome to let people know you aren't "fleet vehicle" poor, but you’re still sensible enough to shop at a place that accepts all credit scores

  Ready to ride someone’s bumper and blind them with your high beams? Stop by Ohio Motor Group at their Steubenville location